LATERAL PUZZLES AND RIDDLES

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

towel

Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?

fire

Throw it off the highest building, and I'll not break. But put me in the ocean, and I will. What am I?

A potato.

Sugar

i got tissue but sugar can work too


You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?

An onion

A potato.

never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will,
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
What am I?

wednesday

No mick it's tomorrow.

I mean potato.

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Air

might of been said before:
What can you catch but not throw?

22

My penis.

a cold bro

Cold/Flu

A potato

Deffo a potato.

A man was going to buy a $5000 car, but he didn't pay a penny for the car, how is this possible?

>american currency not having pennies

Hesur wrote:A man was going to buy a $5000 car, but he didn't pay a penny for the car, how is this possible?

100% off sale


lol

Both wrong

(I'll warn you now, this riddle's answer is appauling)

Penny wasn't the name of the seller?

Nope.

He paid $5000 not a penny.

Last try then it's got to be a potato.

Potatodude wrote:He paid $5000 not a penny.

Last try then it's got to be a potato.

Correct!

1. In a street there are five houses, painted five different colours.
2. In each house lives a person of different nationality
3. These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

THE QUESTION: WHO OWNS THE FISH?

HINTS

1. The Brit lives in a red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the White house.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the centre house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.

The pirate. Who cares about the fish, who owns the potato?!

There are 3 boxes.
One is labeled "apples", one is labeled "oranges", and one is labeled "apples & oranges". Each box is labeled wrong. By taking one fruit out of one box, how do you tell which box is which without looking inside?

How old are the fruit?

[th][/th] [th]Nationality[/th] [th]House[/th] [th]Drink[/th] [th]Cigarettes[/th] [th]Animal[/th]

1	Norwegian	Yellow	Water	Dunhill	Cat
2	Danish	Blue	Tea	Blends	Horse
3	German	Green	Coffee	Prince	Fish
4	Swede	White	Beer	Bluemast	Dog
5	Brit	Red	Milk	Pall Mall	Bird