Sentance Builder

by **Dooms** Tue 07 Feb 2012, 23:35

Do you struggle when writing an essay thats really really really boring? do you need help on writing a sentence?
well youve come to the right place! Use this sentence builder to improve your writing results.

WARNING: this builder may get you detention or permanent exclusion but its worth it!

Make a sentence using the following guidelines:

Pick the month you were born on:
1 = I ate
2 = I needed
3 = I killed
4 = I shot
5 = I battered
6 = I choked
7 = I kissed
8 = I ran shirtless with
9 = I got stabbed horribly by
10 = I cuddled with
11 = I slept with
12 = I ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
01 = The 6 flags guy
02 = A dog
03 = A shoe
04 = A toothbrush
05 = Santa Claus
06 = The Trojan man
07 = Barny the dinosaur
08 = A doughnut
09 = A storm trooper
10 = A bag of pudding
11 = My lover
12 = A glass of milk
13 = A horse
14 = Justin Bieber
15 = God
16 = A pickle
17 = Jesus
18 = A horse
19 = An orange
20 = My Mum
21 = A homeless guy
22 = A jar of honey
23 = My crush
24 = An Easter egg
25 = An elephant
26 = A guitar
27 = A bowl of cereal
28 = A French fry
29 = Your house
30 = Paris Hilton
31 = Your face

Pick the colour of the shirt you are wearing:
White = Because I like big girls.
Black = Because I'm sexy as hell.
Pink = Because the little people told me to.
Blue = Because I’m good in bed.
Red = Because I’m a ladies man and you're jealous.
Polka Dots = Because I hate my life.
Purple = Because I’m a mermaid.
Gray = Because I got dared.
Other = Because that’s how I roll.
Green = Because I have amazing breasts.
Orange = Because I'm mentally insane.
Turquoise = Because I have a noodle in my nose.
Brown = Because I had to.
Shirtless = Because I’ve got abs.