Radu (formerly unknown as SS RADU)

by **Radu** Sat 13 Oct 2012, 04:54

Hi, Radu here.

I've been on this forum for a bit but the only purpose it served me so far was to confirm my transfer of organs to some albanian Wolrld Peace group in the first division. Now I get to introduce myself properly. I hail from a place called Romania. It's a land of mythical proportions with some saying that it doesn't even exist... at all. Or that it's riddled with vampires and werewolfes. Both of which are true. Now, you may wonder how Google Translate has helped me out so well until now since no romanian can fluently speak any other language besides gypsy. The explanation is simple. As a teenager I used to visit only foreign prostitutes in order to learn other languages. So I had two at the price of one, disease filled sex and language lessons. Shit was cash.

How I ended up playing HaxBall, you ask? Found out about it on a romanian chan board. Shows just how much I invest in my life and make sure that only great things come out of it. How I found out about FM? I didn't. What you're reading is an automated message created by the ad bot.

The ad bot also comes in to say that I currently play with Meet Me Outside in the 1st league, as a striker. Which is basically 90% of the QuickSwans team. That's been renamed to Parrots International. And QuickSwans is the team that plays in Y-eS Bundesliga. You following? Good. As I said, I play as striker and I'll be damned if I'm good at it. Press X or Space to shoot. I prefer space. With my forehead. Fast pace. Rolling blackouts.

That's pretty much it and I hope you enjoyed my tutorial on how to play Counter Strike better and become a PRO, just like me. Please tune in for the next episode of The Jetsons.

PS: A quick glance at my profile shows that I am 25 year old. That is not true as otherwise I wouldn't be wasting my time on a flash based broswer game. Jaysus Christ!