END OF THE SEASON Celebration fred

this fred is for celebrating ur achivements n watever u achived this ssn.

I done well with bayer i think coz like it was good fun even tho we had like 18 defloses even though like 9 players were online for us.

I learnt that its not good to not be not good as a captain if u want to be a good captain.

I also learnt that its good to try and go for foriegn players coz they is the best

Finally i also learnt that... umad fam? I can double bounce to the wall on the wall of my own goal, umad fam?

Tell us what u learnt this ssn init, if ur gay.

ok

Dutchies are the best

If you want to sign a good player, wait until there are three games left of the season

To hell with fairplay, no-one does it anymore (lag) so why should we

Aidizzle and aeRo are too nice because of this^

AM-99 is a solid DM and outfielder

He is also very reliable (there every game even when he only had mobile connection )

Toast is a tank when it comes to scoring goals

We beat Soccerettes 3-1

We beat Chefs 2-1

We drew 2-2 with Starlights

We lost all of our other games

Tstrijland says 'hoi' alot

and Zizou is lovely (no homo)





that's all of it covered I think

i av realizd i am a betta DM/GK den i eva wos AM so i spent al dat tym wiv no potentil plyin AM

I learnt that I'll always have shit tier ping, even when hosting.

I learnt that Mad's a tawt.

I learnt that when Rach asks you to come be a team mascot she actually means "come play for my team"... dumb bint.

I learnt that TT has a big penis.

I learnt how to ghost kick even better than before.

I learnt that Arriba are alright via a million friendlies against them.

I learnt that NWA will always be classy as fak.

I learnt that Soccerettes will never amount to anything no matter what the squad is.

I learnt that Joehan can only play alright with foreigners.

I learnt that Soc/Gruff/Hesur/TT/Ghost are swell guys. (Kinda knew already)

I learnt that Big Easy is a pile of wank.

I learnt that this game is more frustrating the more serious you take it.

I learnt how to potato.

we nerly got haxlegu champs won 6-0 ut had to win 8-0 so close but only cos we tuk ovr sum shty tem at bottom tabl fak

I learnt how to win an even game. Last season we only won 3vs2 and one 2vs3.

I learnt also how to captain better, I think. Maybe.

I learnt to use aliases when I play poorly (happens often)

I learnt that TT is a massive troll, but a nice one.

I learnt that FM is porbably the most fun 4v4 league, or it is for me.

I learnt that 3s is as good as 4s

I learnt how to play other positions, albeit poorly

I learnt that YeS has nice guys like Kwest, the Belarussian. He's going to be delighted when he finds out BATE Borisov destroyed Bayern Munich 3-1. Bressan <3

I learnt that the biggest cunt nation in Haxball are the Italians, but i'm sure theres a few nice ones. MarcoStorari is not one of those italians however .

I also learnt that UK pubs suck and the good pubs are Czech, Polish and German. However I didnt learn to avoid UK pubs.

I'll add more later.

I learnt that you should always listen to Germans and for no experiments to happen.

I learnt that Booba should never defend under any circumstances

I learnt that no matter how many times you reject a team they will keep coming back

I learnt that Psykout and Breeezy are the future of UK haxball

I learnt that Mad hates me for some reason

I learnt that Big Easy is just spamming, 'it does not make fun'.

I learnt that UK haxball is piss poor.

I learnt that people in Y-eS are cunts and have never heard of fairplay.

I learnt that I can't DM for shit.

Mite add more :>>>.

I learnt that people overrate Mlfaijati massively and forget about the true #1 #uk #gk #mick #me yes me ok

I also learnt joel has no potential
and finally ur all n0bz

hiiiiiii

Omd Pkp posted .

You need to use this place more often. You'll like it here.

i love you istanbul mon amour <3 <3 <3

I also learnt that pkp loves me <3

Spoiler:

Mick wrote:I learnt that people overrate Mlfaijati massively and forget about the true #1 #uk #gk #USOPP #me yes me ok

fixd blud

lol i dno wot i lent tbh

mik cant dm (sry mik)
fm is the best uk league tbh [fuk galaxy hl lol who plays 3v3]
10 teams in each div is 2 much
uk still sux but were improvin
i miss teamlyncy and lpc
s3 was better den s4 tbh

I learnt that Im not gonna double bounce properly in my entire life

I learnt that you like fishes

I learnt that no matter how many nicks Hesur tries, they allways sucks

I learnt that I have done some friends here, and I appreciate it

I learnt that I can allways blame the lag

I learnt that Im not enjoying 3v3 anymore, since I feel more comfortable in 4s (Plattform anti 3v3 colective? Who knows)

I learnt that the nose of the rainbow sheep looks like two testicles.

I learnt that I enjoy very much playing with HKF lads

I learnt that TT is the biggest troll here (lovely troll, but troll after all)

I learnt how to
<º)))<

I learnt that playing 9v9 with 400+ ping can be fun

I learnt that Hes, Soc and Lek are awesome managers

I learnt what to do when im im problems: pass to Ogre. Allways work

I learnt that nobody cares about Latvia

I learnt that somalian guys cant differentiate between a fish and an arrow

I learnt that having a good spirit in the team is the main thing to success

Ill add more.

pee ka peeee

i also learnt that FM is full of lovely ppls and they at the same time look like an arrow as well as are awesome as well as are arrows but are awesome too.

I learnt that I like having religious anti semetic arguments wiv sturridge even tho he's not a jew.

I learnt that Rachel n girg are a lovely persons inside (jk(jk(jk(jk))))

I learnt that if i weren't playing in the fm league this season i would've probably got a distinction on my courseworks.

I learnt that everybody heer is a deer in some way or another.

I loved the cat thread that ]aero, mad and the mandem madestill... was a breathe-taking experience. (inaway-i.e.masturbatin2thempics)(ifutriedem)

I also learnt.. ttom.. biggest nub!

I learnt that I'm the Mourinho of haxball, assuming that Mourinho is the best manager in football.

I learnt that due to the exposure to world class haxball, which obviously was caused by me bringing foreign talent into the league for 2 seasons, some UK players actually aren't shit anymore, so you can now call me the Messiah or The Bringer of Light, if you prefer the latter, although I'm not sure why would you prefer the 2nd version, as 'the Messiah' obviously sounds better and it's also more appropriate in the given situation.

I learnt that the Great Messiah no longer needs to continue his mission in FM, because the league is now officially not shit tier anymore. Gj, girg, gj.

I learnt that Milk is Pvt. Pyle.

I learnt that FM is full of Indians (afghans and pakis included).

I learnt that trolling indians is 2ez.

I learnt that Spanish people are dirty.

I learnt that trolling spanish people is just as ez, but they are able to make a half-decent comeback from time to time, because most of them aren't illiterate indians, with some notable exceptions.

I learnt that 4v4 is shit.°

I learnt that power ruins people.

I learnt that Edgar Davids has a BBW thing going.

Girgensons wrote:
I learnt that due to the exposure to world class haxball, which obviously was caused by me bringing foreign talent into the league for 2 seasons, some UK players actually aren't shit anymore, so you can now call me the Messiah or The Bringer of Light, if you prefer the latter, although I'm not sure why would you prefer the 2nd version, as 'the Messiah' obviously sounds better and it's also more appropriate in the given situation.

Think you're tryna ruin cath and attax's spotlight here lad.

i lrn 2 inglish

Well i learned the following in no particular order -

- UK pubs (4v4 big) are a shambles

- I have a thing for testicle nosed rainbow sheep

- You don't want to mess with Ghosty's dog...

- Ttom is the most modest person on this site

- Every post by Lek is an epic

- Mani needs to invest in a bike to accommodate his taste in loose women...

- I miss CB

- Deer whines at team mates in his sleep

- Fap eats bin lids for brunch

- Rach still wishes she was that orange

- Amun has creative talent outside of haxball...

- Gordi hates mushrooms .. and me..

- Carl has a better goal/game average than Shearer

- Hes uses more names and Rach signs more players than i've had hot dinners (and yes Amun - the former are all pants)

- Maddie hates everyone (not just you mlf) - and yes he's definitely a tawt

- There are more important things than results

- Gary still has the old magic

- Greg goes past me like i'm not there

- HKF have a fish fetish

- Ogre has the patience of a saint

- Griff is a human encyclopaedia

- Aero has an unhealthy fascination with cats

- If there is a reason not to play in a league game, i will find it

- Joel got a 1 for puncation

- Rolex considered studying english

- I don't actually look at the opposing goal during games

- I loved the arriba friendlies we used to play - till i got shook and refused to play more

- Aero's into threesomes with a pair of swedish lovelies - then complains about bad ping when they're on the net...

- Maddie found me a quote which states that it's not the mistake itself, but how one reacts to it which is important - TT take note

- No matter how good the host, some bugger will always bemoan bad ping

- The dreaded soft kick can actually prove very useful

- LPC reunion rooms are fun

- Lukey gets a little too animated over table football - WAAAAAW

- Soppy is a morning person

- I must learn to spell Milf name right...

- Our Sam plays better drunk

- Boobi has a space in his bed at present...

- Menso is a nutcase - but also very funny

- Jonny doesn't do his 'wiggle' anymore

- Ovo finally found the volume control

- Ziz is an immovable object in games

- Fred is actually a decent player when not crying over his mother's tits

- Aidan is the best striker that ever lived....

I dont sign lots of players wtf:/

fink u got me mixed up wiv milk

#bringbackthewiggle

WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE ... YEAH!