Soccerettes Cut aeRo

Reasons to cut aero:

<19:24:19> "Maddude": gimme 100 reasons y yu shud be cut
<19:24:26> "Maddude": then i'll cut u
<19:24:33> "aeRo": 1.i live off of bacon
<19:24:41> "aeRo": 2. shit ping
<19:24:46> "aeRo": 3. shit lappy
<19:24:51> "aeRo": 4.shit keyboard
<19:24:54> "aeRo": 5.ur a klent
<19:25:02> "aeRo": haha
<19:25:04> "aeRo": its a trap!
<19:25:30> "aeRo": 6. its a trap
<19:25:39> "aeRo": 7. ghost spins in chairs
<19:25:45> "aeRo": 8.plymouth
<19:25:51> "aeRo": 9.need moar wank time
<19:25:55> "aeRo": 10. past my peak
<19:26:01> "aeRo": 11.getting finger cramps more foten
<19:26:03> "aeRo": often
<19:26:14> "aeRo": 12.i can't afford monster every day
<19:26:21> "aeRo": 13.can only afford kfc once a week
<19:26:59> "aeRo": 14.ssn4 is shit
<19:27:08> "aeRo": 15. hockey
<19:27:18> "aeRo": 16. gonna start a gang
<19:27:26> "aeRo": 17. gotta start lifting
<19:27:31> "aeRo": 18. why?
<19:27:42> "aeRo": 19. cba to stay till end
<19:27:49> "aeRo": 20. still wanna play
<19:28:03> "aeRo": 21. go to finland league and become one of their kind
<19:28:13> "aeRo": 22.getting a sex chane
<19:28:21> "aeRo": 23.tt's a prick
<19:28:36> "aeRo": 24. ghost has a huge d...
<19:28:40> "aeRo": 25... og
<19:29:05> "aeRo": 26. I love tt with a dirty passion really
<19:29:32> "aeRo": 27. 2many foreigners
<19:29:36> "aeRo": 28.exorcism
<19:30:07> "aeRo": 29. gary is back
<19:30:13> "aeRo": 30. gonna get fucked tonight
<19:30:18> "aeRo": 31. maybe drunk call you
<19:30:48> "aeRo": 32. you keep posting our private convos in the room chat
<19:30:55> "aeRo": 33.fecking kenp
<19:30:59> "aeRo": 44. brop
<19:31:14> "aeRo": 34. faked up the numbers
<19:31:25> "aeRo": 35. done no admin work since i made the site
<19:31:41> "aeRo": 36. rach got admin
<19:31:56> "aeRo": 37. played 2 games for #ROTW
<19:32:07> "aeRo": 38. Example just came on shuffle
<19:32:14> "aeRo": 39.SO sick
<19:32:34> "aeRo": 40. My ipod is low on space
<19:32:47> "aeRo": 41. Soci better make an awesome cut thread
<19:32:57> "aeRo": 42. why did yuo all leave AC fakin kents
<19:33:22> "aeRo": 43. this is gonna take forever
<19:33:29> "aeRo": 45. cya 44 <><
<19:33:38> "aeRo": 46. nobody says cya <>< anymore
<19:33:49> "aeRo": 47. Can't play LoL on here ffs
<19:34:20> "aeRo": 48. joehans a dirty knobface
<19:34:34> "aeRo": 49. library is open 24/7
<19:34:50> "aeRo": 50. forget my ds and pokemon
<19:35:00> "aeRo": 51. remembered my psp and championship manager
<19:35:16> "aeRo": 52. swedish girls move out at xmas
<19:35:56> "aeRo": 53. gonna miss ttom tbf
<19:36:06> "aeRo": 54. not gonna miss you
<19:36:15> "aeRo": 55. TEAM TTOM <3
<19:36:21> "aeRo": 56. when did deer get so shit?
<19:36:34> "aeRo": 57. arriba got a gk yet?
<19:37:09> "aeRo": 58. this would be so much easier drunk
<19:37:41> "aeRo": 59. not going out till later so cba
<19:37:55> "aeRo": 60. you make me waste my time writing shit tier lists like this
<19:38:20> "aeRo": 61. its getting dark outside
<19:38:31> "aeRo": 62. to the window
<19:38:35> "aeRo": 63.to the wall
<19:38:45> "aeRo": 64. ... nop, just chuck testa
<19:38:56> "aeRo": 65. antijoke chicken
<19:39:07> "aeRo": 66. soc is the antichrist
<19:39:15> "aeRo": 67. Sally has no arms
<19:39:28> "aeRo": 68.They still looking for maddie?
<19:39:33> "aeRo": 69.She's dead
<19:39:40> "aeRo": 70. 69 wheyyyyyyy
<19:39:51> "aeRo": 71. getting close nao
<19:40:04> "aeRo": 72. you're a full on faggot
<19:40:11> "aeRo": 73. but only on the weekends
<19:40:24> "aeRo": 74. americans all use macros
<19:40:35> "aeRo": 75. None of NWA are black
<19:40:48> "aeRo": 76. Greg is a watermelon
<19:41:10> "aeRo": 77. haven't spoken to mick in a while
<19:41:14> "aeRo": 78. thank fuck
<19:41:28> "aeRo": 79. my old house number inb4 stalkers
<19:41:42> "aeRo": 80. psykout is sick, train him well
<19:41:57> "aeRo": 81. you need to be nicer to everyone you twat
<19:42:06> "aeRo": 82. get the fuck away from my sister
<19:42:13> "aeRo": 83. my mum could beat you up
<19:42:21> "aeRo": 84. inb4 she alrady has
<19:42:33> "aeRo": 85. I am the god of table football
<19:42:42> "aeRo": 86. gonna improve my pool skills this year
<19:42:49> "aeRo": 87. not the swimming pool tho
<19:42:59> "aeRo": 88. Gary aint got shit (irl gary)
<19:43:17> "aeRo": 89. need to get some booze soon
<19:43:28> "aeRo": 90. probably some wine
<19:43:33> "aeRo": 91. oh wait im not a faggot
<19:43:40> "aeRo": 92. #JAGEER
<19:43:48> "aeRo": 93. Moves like jager
<19:44:00> "aeRo": 94. Maroon 5 aren't the same anymore
<19:44:15> "aeRo": 95. Pretty much none of these are reasons
<19:44:37> "aeRo": 96. milk stops hangovers
<19:44:51> "aeRo": 97. the darker the drink is you're drinking, the worse your hangover will be
<19:45:00> "aeRo": 98. I'm pregnant
<19:45:06> "aeRo": 99. I want a pet fox
<19:45:13> "aeRo": 100. cya socs <><
<19:45:16> "aeRo": 2ez
<19:45:27> "Maddude": okay well i can't actually cut you so yeah
<19:45:29> "Maddude": ima go poo now

Fuck me i'm sad, Actually read the whole list.

Milk wrote:Fuck me i'm sad, Actually read the whole list.

Who didn't?

I didn't.

But, then again, I'm lying.

29 & 82 were probably my favourites

Great stuff (re list, not the cut!) thanks Maddie for posting

23 - Whilst this may indeed be the case, what does it have to do with your leaving the team? I very disappoint...

26 - I thought you were going to wait till after xmas to tell Maddie he's dumped?

41 - He didn't, you did

42 - One of FM's great mysteries - to which none seem able or willing to provide the answer...

53 - Just take a good camera with you - Ttom tribute every time it flashes...

55 - Had to chuckle at the thought of several Toms on the same pitch - I'm playing DM - you're shit, get in that goal you mong!

56 - I hope for your sake he doesn't see it - can't see you ever making it as a diplomat son...

57 - Jonni to announce the signing of Rach later today - you heard it here first...

66 - He's a bit of a twat at times but must make allowances for the poor lad - he signed you four loonies didnt he?

74 - Objection - conjecture...

76 - See 74...

77-8 I spoke with him earlier today - conversation was unusually rational - suspect he was being impersonated...

81 - Does that include me?

tldr

WAT TEH FAK ARRO!

fuk off aero u nobed