Your top 5 players per position (ss4)

1 position per player though, if a certain player plays more than 1 position then you choose where you think that player plays best. You can of course mention yourself if you wish.

Only current players in FM league or players that have retired this season. No oldies
ONLY PLAYERS WHO FM IS THEIR MAIN LEAGUE SORRY PRO YES PLAYERS

My list
GK
Cookies
mlf
Usopp
Circleboy
Mick


DM
jonni
cheese
soc
edgar
tanzim


AM
ogre
ttom
fap
joe


FWD
maddude
deer
banks
aidan
rising

GK
Alec Baldwin
Alec Baldwin
Alec Baldwin
Alec Baldwin
Alec Baldwin

DM
Alec Baldwin
Alec Baldwin
Alec Baldwin
Alec Baldwin
Alec Baldwin

AM
Alec Baldwin
Alec Baldwin
Alec Baldwin
Alec Baldwin
Alec Baldwin

ST
Alec Baldwin
Alec Baldwin
Alec Baldwin
Alec Baldwin
Alec Baldwin

inb4 username

only gonna do 1 per position cos i got to go out soon

K, PROPER SRS NOW

GK-
Usopp
CB
Maddie
rolex
momi

DM-
fap
Rach
TT
jonni
soc

AM-
Joehan
Knucklez
TTom
Zizu
edjar

ST-
rising
lukeyyy (had2)
BANKS
deer
casper

k finished now

SEE, NO SEEDBIAS

ST - Noc.

Best goal for match ratio.

dis Noc b trollin

Nocerino wrote:ST - Noc.

Best goal for match ratio.

CB's is higher as fwd

No particular order - and far too many -

GK
Hesur (i'll try ... ugh lag ... ... sorry was asleep ... ...)
Rolex (i wants ta studee inglish innit - peak)
Soppy (the pirate)
Mlf (unfortunate slip i made with this name - hope rach will keep my secret)
Cheese (yes please?)
Rising (... was it something i said???)
Ovo (i'm shook of my team, all my opponents, the ball, love, life, the universe...)
Lek (just released on bail on suspicion of cultivating illegal fruit for export)
Mick (lost faith son since u conceived 8 in reserve league)
Sammy C (we all dream of ... letting in less than ten?? )
Momo (elevated the gk art to a new dimension)

DM
Nes (i sent him fanmail & he replied - god i was shook!)
Jonny (why you no play us last night son - you shook?)
Cooki tm (crumbling opposing attacks for kicks)
Ogre (best uk player seen since Ovo)
Amun (last surviving member of the Barry/Hesur Flamingo soap opera!)
Ghosty (i'm spinning in my chair wheeeeeeeee.......)
Ziz (They shall not pass!)
Mani (all deer's fault tbh - we get extra $$$ from the league for fielding a mentally unstable player)
Rach (captained more teams than most have had hot dinners - turned over a new tree innit)
Menso (loses marks for the strangled cat impressions on ts - and if i ever hear THAT story again i swear i'll kill him)
Donny (Rach you ****, hands off my players)

AM
Tom (360 king and more flash than a nikon)
Greg (playing some of his best stuff since he came out of the closet)
Fap (dtl, gfg, Jonni smfh where was the lazer bro???)
Boobi (Fred!! I mean wtf man?? You do realize its 3v2 right??!!!)
Fred (Chill yer bean Boobi - or i swear i'll cry over my mothers tits!)
Fabs (the goals follow everywhere he goes - at both ends!)
Joe (this shit's disgusting - Tanz! make a sub man!!)
Sukhy (Deer next time you spam that corner, gonna come round slap yer dad innit)
Tanz (the captain)
Girgs (knunkelz und one of the titty toms aren't shit either - ikr - that ttom - what a pile of shite he is!)
JDS (brought some respect back to my beloved Ajax)
Joel (gonna study english wid Roly - gotta 1 for puncation though )
Gordon (only FM player to have played for all teams in both divisions during the course of a single ssn)

FWD
Aero (must be seriously good to have carried maddie this far...)
Maddie (have a look at this video son - oh look - a TT.gif - and there's another one...)
Griffin no pass (scotland's hero and, well ... fook!)
Banks (arriba's current leading scorer - at war with ....)
Deer (....arriba's second leading scorer, who does lead by miles though in abuse & whinging)
Knucks (aguero smh)
Aidan (zzZZzzzZZ.....i am the best striker that ever lived... the BEST striker that ev.. zzZzz)
Lukey (waaaaaaw)
Grenboooooo (oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)
Psykout (Because Tom said so)

Cabbages
TT (so sorry, , god dont do that, why kick, oh lord, take me off please, please don't put me on 1- Panic 2- If ball comes, see 1 and spam kick 3- Type )

inb4 noone else does this srsly.

My list
GK
Cheese
Cookies
me hueueueue
Usopp
Circle Boy

DM
Jonnyynnoj
Edgar Davids
Socrates
Rachel
Tanzim

AM
Joehan
Ogre
T-Tom
Fap
Fabregas

FWD
Rising Star
Lloyd Banks
Deerhaunter99
Knuckles
Fr1sky

mite edit later .

GK:
IVANKING
CHEESE
MLF
MASE

DM:
RACH
RACH
RACH
RACH

AM:
FAP
KNUCKLEZ
OGRE
TTOM


FWD:
Milk
Fr1sky
Deer
Joehan

Dis rejection.

'No oldies' yet you put veterans like Jonny in?

@Nocerino
Nice, you scored 3 of those goals in one match, doesn't make you the best. Stats aren't everything.

ogre
firesomething
fap/jonni/edgar

knunkelz und one of the titty toms aren't shit either

joehan and tanzim aren't depressingly shit too

But that's about it.

Girgensons wrote:ogre
firesomething
fap/jonni/edgar

knunkelz und one of the titty toms aren't shit either

joehan and tanzim aren't depressingly shit too

But that's about it.

u wot

oh, ye, you're not shit either.

nicest thing you've ever said to me

Girgensons wrote:oh, ye, you're not shit either.

Clearly missed out on the greatest haxball orchestrator ever <<

wutboutme

you're both a bag of wank

GK:
IVANKING
CHEESE
MLF
MASE

DM:
SOC
SOC
SOC
SOC
SOC


AM:
FAP
KNUCKLEZ
OGRE
TTOM


FWD:
Milk
Fr1sky
Deer
Joehan

Girgensons wrote:oh, ye, you're not shit either.

Clearly missed out on the greatest haxball orchestrator ever <<

Girgensons wrote:ogre
firesomething
fap/jonni/edgar

knunkelz und one of the titty toms aren't shit either

joehan and tanzim aren't depressingly shit too

But that's about it.

Mr Drummond and his shit opinions.
Stick to adopting black kids.

Les do this, mine aren't in any particular order for each position.

GK:
1. Maddude
2. Usopp
3. mlf
4. Griffin
5. Hesur

DM
1. Jonny
2. Socrates
3. Lekumberi
4. Fap (Probably better at AM but idgaf)
5. TT

AM
1. Ttom
2. Psykout
3. Girgensons
4. Ogre
5. Fabregas

FWD
1. Rising
2. BANKS
3. R.Villa
4. Grenbo
5. Tanzim
Special Mention to Deer for scoring a couple of goals as a fwd during his time at FM.

If I've left you out or put you in wrong position it's because I've barely played with you... sorry

After the first 3 it generally just could be anyone on any given day :/

GK:
Me (obvs)
Chez
Cookies
Mick
rolex

DM:
Soc watermelon
jonnynooj
Ghost
TT
Edjar goes Heer

Fwds cos first back defends faggots and in no order tbh:
fap
TTom
Banks
aeRo
Psykout
deer
Rising up
Gayhan


cba

gk
usopp
hesur
mik
breezy
rolex

dm
jonni
edgar
tt
fap
sockr8s
ever

am
bankx
maddude
joehan
p4
ttom

fwd
knucklze
deer
paki rambo
aidan
frisky
rising
toast

GK
Cookies
Cheese
Circleboy
Mlfaijati
Mick


DM
Menso Pelaez
Ogre
Griffin
jonnyynnoj
TT


AM
Ttom
pkp
fap
Booba
Girgensons


FWD
Maddude
Joehan
deerhaunter99
Lloyd Banks
xxninoxx3

no soc hes?

GK
Cheese
mlf
x3no
Perkins
Mick

DM
Fritz
Jonnyynnoj
Nesquik
YaaDon
Edgar Davids

AM
fap
Ogre
socrates
XxNinoxx3

ST
Booba
Schnuppel
Sukh
-rising.star-
deerhaunter99

Read da op you mugs

Love you hesur and TT voting me even if I haven't played a single match(well, I think I played 2 matches with the ping over 300)
And I will tell you that story again if it gets you so hot and you talk to me by mic again ♥

gk:
soc

dm:
soc

am:
soc

fwd:
soc

GK:
Arctic
Cheese
Mlfaijati
Mick
Breeezy

DM:
Usopp
Soc
Cookies
Amunike
paki rambo
Cam Sampbell

AM:
fap
Knucklez
Edgar Davids
Stefan

Fwd:
Deadly
-rising star-
deerhaunter99
Lloyd Banks
Falk
xxninoxx
fr1sky

Revised list (didn't read OP first time)

GK:
Cheese
mlf
Mick

DM:
jonnyynnoj
Cookies
Edgar Davids

AM:
fap
Socrates
Ogre

ST:
rising.star
deerhaunter99
Sukh

you still didn't. It's 5



kidding

I guess my maths is a little out then - may have chosen a few more than 5

Still was probably the best post ever^

Milk wrote:GK:
IVANKING
CHEESE
MLF
MASE

DM:
SOC
SOC
SOC
SOC
SOC


AM:
FAP
KNUCKLEZ
OGRE
TTOM


FWD:
Milk
Fr1sky
Deer
Joehan

Officially biased. 4 players in your 'best positions' post.

i fink ur mad blazing but i still agree with you here

dis is long

Blazing wrote:

Milk wrote:GK:
IVANKING
CHEESE
MLF
MASE

DM:
SOC
SOC
SOC
SOC
SOC


AM:
FAP
KNUCKLEZ
OGRE
TTOM


FWD:
Milk
Fr1sky
Deer
Joehan

Officially biased. 4 players in your 'best positions' post.

thats why he probably signed us, gg no re.

-rising.star- wrote:dis is long

dats wot she sed

mase wrote:

Blazing wrote:

Milk wrote:GK:
IVANKING
CHEESE
MLF
MASE

DM:
SOC
SOC
SOC
SOC
SOC


AM:
FAP
KNUCKLEZ
OGRE
TTOM


FWD:
Milk
Fr1sky
Deer
Joehan

Officially biased. 4 players in your 'best positions' post.

thats why he probably signed us, gg no re.

He didn't sign you to stick you up to the top 5 best players in their respected positions. If he had the choice of the bigger teams, then he would of chose those who genuinely were top 5.

GK:
MoMoo
Rolo
Usopp
CB
Breeeeeezy/corn/Rudy Rudyson/mlf - can't deciiiiiiiide

DM:
nyyn
Tanzim
Ogre
TT
socrates/Cookies/Zizou/Griffin/Edgar

AM:
Booba
Maddude
fap
Aidan
Kakarot/Gordon/Joehan/Psykout/Sukh/Girgensons/TTom

FWD:
Knucklez
Rising
Lloyd
Milk
Fr1sky/deer

GK:
Cheese
rolex
Cookies
Usopp
Aaron

DM:
Jonny
Socrates
Edgar
Tanzim
TT

AM:
TTom
fap
Ogre
Fabregas
Sukh

FWD:
Banks
Rising
Nino
Rvilla
Knucklez

edited my post on 1st page

GK
Cookies
Usopp
Cheese
CircleBoy
Aaron

DM
soc
Gary
jonny
TT
Ever

AM
Maddude
TTom
Joehan
sparegoal
Edgar

ST
Deer
Banks
rising
Aidan
aeRo

George Best wrote:GK
Cookies
Usopp
Cheese
CircleBoy
Aaron

DM
soc
Gary
jonny
TT
Ever

AM
Maddude
TTom
Joehan
Jds
Edgar

ST
Deer
Banks
rising
Aidan
aeRo

I know you love me, but please

If it's any consolation, I was basically just running out of people I could think of.

YEAH, THAT MAKES ME FEEL A WHOLE LOT BETTER!