Best to ever do...break time

k first put one of these on full blast even if u ain't got headphones: (okay you may have to listen to all by time to read this)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saalGKY7ifU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB0ordd2nOI&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8yYWvqyJJs

Okay well I've explained to Ghost why I (da bezt player) is retiring and don't really want to say much in here, all you faglets need to know is I'll be back for season 5 and might even become admin again (loljk, but seriously will try and help develop Feed Me of course as I co-founded it). All I can say is the people who are regularly active on forum are what makes this place worth coming to. Never when I started this up did I think it would get this big and serious, now aeRo's a faggot and pussy which is why he doesn't come on much. To all the old school ts crew I luv u, attax singing and suki trolling was just part of season 2 banter which imo was the best season so far, hopefully season 5 can bring back the community feel that everybody knows is lacking but doesn't know how to solve, it's easy, remember what and who made it so good back in the days:
Most people were mature or older than most of the kids we see on chat these days.
Everybody used to actually talk and enjoy playing FM pubs and other flash games on ts.


Soci look after my Tina okay, she's a delicate little flower and is coming home next season.

Sum shoutouts:
Cathalio11 - My idol, has to be said, I thank you for the great two seasons I had on Cathletico and DVG! Hope you get the opportunities you need because you are such a funny and great guy it sucks TTom found your Football Fantasy league with like 1000 people on so I know you're still active on whatever forum's you visit. Please come on ts more it's good to hear you speak. (Don't worry will make sure people still pay their charity money the signed up to do ) How was your 14th birthday? ;>

Season 2/3 Admin Crew - You da bezt and without you I would of had a emotional breakdown already. Why you two go inactive and dump most of the work on Joehan ffs, the kids only 12 or something!

Ghost - The Mighty Ghoat and Ghosé Mourinho thanks for getting me in to AC least season, sad that this is happening and you're inactivity makes me die inside. We'll be (mani) heer next season to tear the leeg up whilst SPINNING IN MY CHAIRRRR hahaaaa! <3


jonnyynnoj - GET THE NEW SITE DONE FOR FUCK SAKE THEN WE CAN START LEECHING MONEY OFF THESE MUGS. But seriously you used to be best UK player ffs, now you can't even pass. Top work you've done all seasons and most of it forumwise and why you no host anymore?! THE NOJ WIGGLE <3

Joehan - Son, top top work. If you weren't admin you'd actually be a great player l0l0l0l0l, but then we wouldn't actually have a league to play in so fanksss, I knew from when you started pestering me about stats and saying you'd take over (which I dumped on you as soon as you said that) that I wanted you to be an admin. Sure this season hasn't been smooth but that's not your fault its these fucking twattish captains we have nowadays (especially ARRIBA, G.I.Joehans, Soccerettes and ACDP).

Griffin - The unstoppable improver, seriously how do you do it? Sure you weren't the best but you've grown so much EVERY SINGLE SEASON and don't look to stop. Best haxbrain in UK, heed his words young ones he can coach you from experience of growth more than anyone on this forum. He is a sage of in real life information and hax!

CircleBoy - Seriously how the fuck did you get admin?! The original rule breaker gets admin and is now writing the new rule book, bet you gonna give yourself loopholes to sneak through whilst mercilessly laughing at us! I see you've brought l4d2 to some members of the community and have got them all in a crew together, just another aspect of community that I like to see. BY THE WAY GUYS WHAT HAPPEND TO CS:S CREW FFS?! We woulda been pro's with aero's amateur experience!

http://puu.sh/Yqu9 <<<the originals. Socrates was actually the 28th member but Suddenly and others have all been deleted/deleted their own accounts now. YES THE FIRST TWO PEOPLE ON THAT LIST ARE THE CO-FOUNDERS OF FEED ME, fuck sake all you new fags thinking its jonny or ghost who made this site WELL FUCK YOU! (milk, TT ).

aeRo - ffs bree's a faggot! Teamspeak more we'll sort out CS:GO crew kk <3 C U irl.

lukeyyy - oh you, cya at college and sorry for not letting you play more. Somebody sign this ked and play him ok? Okay.

Stevo - Big man, so proud of your results, mebbe cu irl someday (p.s. try not to mimic your brother's he's a twat).

Rachel - ffs y r u national team coach, u bettur pik me n ttom n aero n ghost n soci n milk n chez for next CC.

Aidan - You're shit and still are the most cocky striker who gets carried by your own team. Probably hate you cos of those 6 goals. Only found out after that match my wireless keyboard kept stopping because it needed new batteries ffs.

Hesur - Keep on trolling, solid GOTW work, I remember when you were always to nervous to play matches however hard we tried to persuade you (IT WAS PUBS FFS!).

Edjar/fap - U remind me of myself n ttom, just much shitter, mimic us n u may get better. (Carry ARRIBA now)

Lekumberri/NWA - Lek top 1 poster no doubt about it, go look in NWA's public forum for a good chuckle and tear. NWA all great guys and how a team should be (tight as fuck with each other)

Menso - Ur such a faggut it's unreal, so much trouble to deal with as a captain as gordi probably knows.

MoMo - Mick was .gif'ing before you ffs. You're getting controlled by those frenchies on your team :/

Tommy T - TiT! Sort your internet out so you can host more secret chill people only rooms (fuck the world). Thats how ice hockey/haxketball came so good.

Mick - You were alright season 1, FM's made you a fuckwit. sort it out.

Ovo - You used to be chill as fuck as well, now you're a bit of a twat. Smoke some dope n chill man seriously :s Showed me Weeknd, ty lad. Stacked team you've set up, rather you than NL if anyone tbh cos at least you've got people from this community.

Socrates - Solid all-rounder, pretty smart player too. Get rid of your curse and get in to div1. Come to your true home next season ok <3

TTom - You are the biggest faggot to ever play, you are so shit it's unreal, learn to play with other people ffs and then I won't have to make you look so good.

Regrets for not finishing the fireking trophy guys but tbh as I told soc, it's because my team lost the semi-finals so I nazzed the fuck out of there.

Without me UK haxball would be shit, lets be honest. Hardly anyone knows what I've actually done for UK haxball and I cba to tell you because most people will disagree cos they're jelly as fuck.

Whoevers in YeS league I'll cya there. I'll still be on ts loads cos i'm not quitting just leaving this league out. I'll be helping out with sorting things out but won't be directly league involved.

Legends:
Suddenly
NavJuve
Naznek
Old Blazing
mc smiley
Chef
Gary
TT
Alec Baldwin
thor91
kambu
Avinash (Where you go was always solid when playing with you )
J.Mata (TOILET DRAFT lel)
rasca
PoppyDan
Cathalio11 (Of course)
Barry (l0l your'll be back though)
Ra1n
iMMi (SECRETS )

Prodigy's (One's I've taught/got signed):
deer (from early pubs taught you how to receive crosses)
ace (Same )
V-11 (Made you known)
aeRo (Signed to ac, what a 2nd half debut)
Edgar Davids (Signed to ac insteado of ROSKA, lel >ghost)
TTom (Nobody else can play with you l0l)
Whole of season 2 Feed Me


Upcomers:
Milk (HOLD THE BALL HOLD THE BALL, Milk presses kick, FUCK!)
Samcamsam (playing shit loads and looked so much better when I played you the other day keep it up)
Fabien (Still an unkown talent :s)
fr1sky (Solid creativity son, learn to pass)
rising (Seriously just fucking learn to pass well )
Grenbo (Be more active)
psykout (^)
Locke (Don't know why you never used to play gk you are solid, play more)
mlffaishgfodhaiticrisis (You could be good but as joehan says you need to learn to save the ball )
Aidizzle (play more and you can be a great gk tbh)


If you want any advice or want to ask me questions I don't care pm me or talk to me on ts and I'll try to reply.

BGO 2v2 tourney/Ice Hocki will be done eventually l0l!

ALSO THE COLOUR BLACK IS BEING USED FOR AC Almost Dead People Retirement Home so yeah

Also Ghost is in control of AC now and I think he knows what to do with it. :>

Remember:
EEEEE-ZEEEE-PEEEE-ZEEEE-LLLLLMMMNNNN-SSSQQZZZZ-EEEEE

>implying

From, Maddude, MQDDIE, Potatodude, maddude99, Machu, Matchu, Will Smith.

Forever top poster
xoxoxoxox

Maddude

tldr..............someone had to say it

<3 u mad

See ya potatoman.

I won't be here Season 5.

This is where we part ways

goodbye son

long liv dat mad dude

son swr i impruvd

rip

Bye Maddude For Now

Mad pls

Hope you change your mind! Classy guy, hope to see back on the forum soon!

see you around I hope

bye legend

p.s. i hate u for not putting me in the upcomers thing

lol jokes

u will be missed

Crosschap


Good luck whatever the reason, and see you in season 5!

Ah .

Pop on chat now and then and I look forward to seeing you in ssn5. Gonna be sick

smh i dont see my name

what a faggit

luv u reali <3

Expected this from what you said to me earlier but meh, still a loss to the community even if it's only until season 5.


Look forward to seeing you back.

Damn We'll look forward to seeing you and your promo videos return soon

This thread has made me reflect on past memories with FM. Why am I feeling sentimental over a forum about haxball ffs

Oh, and thanks for the comment

Cya fish

lol wp retired old man.

C U Season 5
(I would sign Luke but he doesn't want to come )

Being a newfag this kinda made me feel bad, the old FM seems much tighter and nice than the mess we have today :<.

Although one of the upsides of being a newfag is getting a spot in the 'upcoming' bit which was nice.

I think the community feel was kinda lost when people that don't really care about the league joined , which is kinda around the time we moved to 4v4 :<

Request name change to 'mlffaishgfodhaiticrisis' pls. (very srs)

No shout out for your old buddy opc

Actually when I started shoutouts I did do one for you but then was like hmmm actually not gonna do loads so deleted and then ended up not doing one

It wass erm:

opc - You're actually a funny guy and I enjoyed teamspeak during matches with you, even though you have and do aggravate a load of people it's funny to see it when not against/to me You're active so get playing more and get your top mid status back.


And yer anyone else I didn't do you're obviously not kewl enoof.

SCS CREW <3

ur da bessii best

dnt go

fk ye im cool enuff

Maddude wrote:Whoevers in YeS league I'll cya there. I'll still be on ts loads cos i'm not quitting just leaving this league out. I'll be helping out with sorting things out but won't be directly league involved.

Please don't tell me you've ditched us instead of Romania

cya chicken lips

Bad news for FM... One of the biggest ones is out.

Hope you come back sooner as possible, you created the best Haxball championship that I've played.

Lek.

i dnt like my shotout tbh..