Some new, ill-thought-out games I'd like to propose

Inspired by the Aidan No Pass thing.

LASER QUEST (or, 'Sukh or Fluke?')
2v1 Classic (or Small). The attackers have five attempts to score a 'laser' goal from their own half, otherwise the keeper wins. Very dull I'd imagine.

TIKI-TAKA (or, 'Hot Potato')
No dribbling, one-touch haxball. Useful as a training exercise.

WHEELCHAIR (or, 'The Haxball Centipede')
2v2 Classic. One player from each team is the 'wheelchair' and is not allowed to move in any direction, only kick. The other player's job is to push the immobile player around until they are in a position to score (offensively) or push them in the way of opposition shots (defensively) or to push them into a tackle. Potentially entertaining, possibly impractical.

LASER QUEST (or, 'Sukh or Fluke?')
2v1 Classic (or Small). The attackers have five attempts to score a 'laser' goal from their own half, otherwise the keeper wins. Very dull I'd imagine.
I like this 1

Tiki-Taka ftw

The wheelchair one actually sounds pretty fun.

I want to try the Laser one at some point

Tiki-Taka is just ghostball tbh

Wheelchair