Hello.

I go by the name Emile Heskey in Haxball. I'm a horrendous room host and when I'm in other people's rooms I spend half the time missing glorious chances and the rest of the time having a go at people for doing things I do on a regular basis. I'm generally a lovely person.

Now and then I have good games.

Pretty much it.

Oh, and I make fantastic first impressions. Skillem and fr1sky can testify to this.

Please post a picture of your bare chest to confirm your gender and complete your registration process. Thank you.

You meant a chest with a bear on, right? That's what I assume you meant.

hi

Hello Emile

Are you the same Emile Heskey that banned me from a 1v1 room after going 3-0 up in 40 secs?

socrates wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWP-z4O8Ddo

AMAZING

Rachel wrote:Are you the same Emile Heskey that banned me from a 1v1 room after going 3-0 up in 40 secs?

Probably. Like I said, I'm a terrible host when it comes to 1v1 rooms.

Emile Heskey wrote:

Rachel wrote:Are you the same Emile Heskey that banned me from a 1v1 room after going 3-0 up in 40 secs?

Probably. Like I said, I'm a terrible host when it comes to 1v1 rooms.

Yeah, you were terrible at 1v1 too.

Rachel wrote:

Emile Heskey wrote:

Rachel wrote:Are you the same Emile Heskey that banned me from a 1v1 room after going 3-0 up in 40 secs?

Probably. Like I said, I'm a terrible host when it comes to 1v1 rooms.

Yeah, you were terrible at 1v1 too.

Well of course, if I was good at 1v1 I wouldn't have to be a crap host.

Hi Hesk