While the tips Scriea come with are sound and cover some of the basic haxing concepts, he didn't have to be such a cunt about it. People learn through experience and helpful tips in both the areas of
haxball and
manners. Perhaps there can be some sort of knowledge-exchange where you come with helpful tips in haxball to the newest of us and we all teach you not to act like a complete bellend.
I can get the ball rolling: here are
just a couple of things that may be of some use to you, Scriea.
1. Tone - a forum is written form of communication in which we have to judge the content of people's characters by what they write. Sarcasm and other forms of humor that require a "wink, wink" and a "nudge, nudge" can be clarified by the application of emoticons as seen on the left of your screen when you type something up.
<- Like this. If you are unsure about people catching the
ironic subtext or
underlying humorous tone of your screeds use them or people will be like
and you will end up looking like a
*
2. Think before you type - sometimes thinking before you type something up can help
you better understand what you are trying to convey. If you fail to think, try reading what you just wrote aloud. Does it make you
seem like a man that should be punched in the testicles repeatedly when you hear out loud? If it does, go back to thinking and
try again. Luckily, with these modern typing apparatuses we don't waste any paper when we make a
mistake.
3. Go outside and play or get yourself a treat - Many
children,
such as yourself, find that going outside to expend some of that pent up energy or getting some scrumptious treat helps to alleviate any bad feelings or anger that they might have. I suggest breathing the fresh autumn air while sucking on a lolly might do some good. Once outside haxball might not seem as important anymore, especially if you are in a park and can hear the birds singing or and watch a squirrel scurry up a tree.
If you find the lolly too sour and the wind outside too brisk, why not have a wank? Seeing as you have revealed yourself as somewhat of a tosser it should come natural to you. Wales is beautiful this time of year - and seeing as I wouldn't put shagging sheep past you, you should go.
With that I bid you, eh - how do you say in your language - oh, right...
a merry fuck off to you.
*It says cat, but I mean twat. Now how is that for unambiguous communication?
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