No particular order - and far too many -
GK
Hesur (i'll try ... ugh lag ...
... sorry was asleep ...
...)
Rolex (i wants ta studee inglish innit - peak)
Soppy (the pirate)
Mlf (unfortunate slip i made with this name - hope rach will keep my secret)
Cheese (yes please?)
Rising (... was it something i said???)
Ovo (i'm shook of my team, all my opponents, the ball, love, life, the universe...)
Lek (just released on bail on suspicion of cultivating illegal fruit for export)
Mick (lost faith son since u conceived 8 in reserve league)
Sammy C (we all dream of ... letting in less than ten??
)
Momo (elevated the gk art to a new dimension)
DM
Nes (i sent him fanmail & he replied - god i was shook!)
Jonny (why you no play us last night son - you shook?)
Cooki tm (crumbling opposing attacks for kicks)
Ogre (best uk player seen since Ovo)
Amun (last surviving member of the Barry/Hesur Flamingo soap opera!)
Ghosty (i'm spinning in my chair wheeeeeeeee.......)
Ziz (They shall not pass!)
Mani (all deer's fault tbh - we get extra $$$ from the league for fielding a mentally unstable player)
Rach (captained more teams than most have had hot dinners - turned over a new tree innit)
Menso (loses marks for the strangled cat impressions on ts - and if i ever hear THAT story again i swear i'll kill him)
Donny (Rach you ****, hands off my players)
AM
Tom (360 king and more flash than a nikon)
Greg (playing some of his best stuff since he came out of the closet)
Fap (dtl, gfg, Jonni smfh where was the lazer bro???)
Boobi (Fred!! I mean wtf man?? You do realize its 3v2 right??!!!)
Fred (Chill yer bean Boobi - or i swear i'll cry over my mothers tits!)
Fabs (the goals follow everywhere he goes - at both ends!)
Joe (this shit's disgusting - Tanz! make a sub man!!)
Sukhy (Deer next time you spam that corner, gonna come round slap yer dad innit)
Tanz (the captain)
Girgs (knunkelz und one of the titty toms aren't shit either - ikr - that ttom - what a pile of shite he is!)
JDS (brought some respect back to my beloved Ajax)
Joel (gonna study english wid Roly - gotta 1 for puncation though
)
Gordon (only FM player to have played for all teams in both divisions during the course of a single ssn)
FWD
Aero (must be seriously good to have carried maddie this far...)
Maddie (have a look at this video son - oh look - a TT.gif - and there's another one...)
Griffin no pass (scotland's hero and, well ... fook!)
Banks (arriba's current leading scorer - at war with ....)
Deer (....arriba's second leading scorer, who does lead by miles though in abuse & whinging)
Knucks (aguero smh)
Aidan (zzZZzzzZZ.....i am the best striker that ever lived... the BEST striker that ev.. zzZzz)
Lukey (waaaaaaw)
Grenboooooo (oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)
Psykout (Because Tom said so)
Cabbages
TT (so sorry,
, god dont do that, why kick, oh lord, take me off please, please don't put me on 1- Panic 2- If ball comes, see 1 and spam kick 3- Type
)
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